LEBRON HAS 6 TOES (no photoshop)
I don’t know what to say about this. I’m kidding. I know exactly what to say: This is gross and I vomited.
It explains why he’s so fast, why he jumps so high. He’s working with extra equipment.
Toes: 6. Rings: 0.
Additional toes seems rather unregal, King.
That 6 will be the closest he ever gets to Jordan’s 6.
Gotta get these jokes in now in case Miami wins…
